Yep, That Tasted Purple

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bluecoolkind:

dammit-daroga:

yes hello college, I would like to major in final lair analysis

u are hereby accepted to study at University of Phantomology

nebroska:

nebroska:

does anyone remember the movie where the teenage boy was actually a mermaid or did i hallucinate it

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I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS OH MY GOD

userbar:

when your parents give you a lecture they’ve given you 900 times before and you’re just left sitting there like

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stargerard:

today I went to game stop and as soon as I stepped in the guy who was working there said “the princess games are over there, babe” and I turned at him and looked him dead in the eyes and said “I didn’t know workers were supposed to recommend their favorite games when customers walked in.” and someone gasped and then I turned around and walked out

poorhornycat:

sunscorchx:

Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…
So it turned itself transparent.

stick it to the man, Squid.

poorhornycat:

sunscorchx:

Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…

So it turned itself transparent.

stick it to the man, Squid.

grim-doll:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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iknowgallifreyan:

I have one really photogenic cat and one idiot

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manafromheaven:

fruitycat:

GODDAMMIT JIMBLES

iM fuCKING SOBBIng